The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second rather than 43. And a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.
My Gmail account is getting really strange Spam....
Why do Peter Sellers, Miriam Margolyes and Elizabeth Berkeley care how my performance in bed with my woman is like? For that matter, how are they gonna help out?!?!
Not a big fan of Family Guy, but I like it well enough. And for those of you who are die-hard fans, you'll know this and love it and laugh at it just as much as I did.