In a fit of whimsy I've added not all, but most of a Celine Dion CD to my iPod. It's shameful, yes, but I also spent a long time singing along to it yesterday morning. Sometimes you just need to reconnect with that Canada via Vegas culture that you may have lost somewhere along the way (yes, 'My Heart Will Go On' is totally included).

THE STORY OF MY LIFE ( Read more... )

Does anyone know what the fuck is up with this physics packet? Is there any actual work to do or are we just supposed to learn the concepts? I hate summer work. I'm not reading this thing.

SMILE! YOU ARE IN ______ ( Read more... )

1. Was anyone else listening when they caught those guys who were plotting to blow up the Lincoln Tunnel? I was going to write about Spain today but it seemed wrong to completely ignore this thing that ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIES ME. Do you know what would happen if you were in the tunnel when it exploded? How many ways of escape are there underground ( Read more... )

I don't understand why parents don't just sit their kid down at eleven or twelve and just create the perspective for them. Maybe there's something to be said for discovering things on your own and growing as a person, but I would have been a lot less insufferable if my mother had told me about all the lifestyles in the world. Like, "Yes, I know you ( Read more... )

Happy summer solstice!

I recycled all my schoolwork this afternoon. If those classes were worth anything, I won't need the paperwork to remember all the things I've learned.

THE QUICKEST WAY TO ENSURE THAT YOUR DAUGHTER WILL HATE YOU FOREVER:

Read her Phoenix introduction and say nothing except that she used 'comprised' incorrectly.

Copy editing pain in my ass.

MIDWESTERN HOUSEWIVES OF THE WORLD, TAKE PRIDE ( Read more... )

Dear world,

It was late in the evening.

And I blew that room away.

(I've done nothing all week.)

love