My AP Bio procrastination is at an all time high. I never thought I could be this good at being, well, bad. All the times I mocked those procratinators (Devo, Jenny, Annette), I never realized how much fun I could be having if I just did something else than the required activity ( Read more... )

Today I sat in the Apollo Theater as the first Israeli act to perform in the Apollo theater sang in an effort to improve Jewish-Black relations. The Israeli lead singer had dread locks. It caught me off guard. I guess I expected a Matisyahu type character; not hardcore Israeli reggae ( Read more... )

Bush is the pinnacle of comic relief. And Bush Wars is a masterpiece of satire. It just takes all the conservative insanity and turns it into a liberal orgy (G-d forgive me for using such language).

G-d bless freedom of speech. And G-d bless Texas.

Tsotsi was awe-dropping. And yet the whole time I thought Tsotsi could definitely be an Israeli nickname. Amidst the slaying of decent black men, I thought cute Israeli 3 year old. I have no conscience. I am like Tsotsi, a South African psychopath. Only Jewish and a little more remorseful.

He saw the light. Maybe I will too.

Some boys just don't know how to approach an issue. If you want to get a girl's attention (and in a friendly way), you do not pour a bag of potato chips on her sleeping body. In fact, you do not sprinkle any food or beverage. And yet, 10th grade boys feel this is the only line open for verbal communication ( Read more... )

A short talk on tenth grade stalkers ( Read more... )

I almost forgot to mention my snow tubing highlight ( Read more... )

I threatened to curse the day my father rented "My Fair Lady," if we had school tomorrow. But, alas, a sign from G-d above, no school and no curses. He really is trying to save my contaminated teenage soul!

I need to make a choice for my term paper. This is where your votes come in. Either I do the effects of inner/unspoken prejudice and use stories like Black Men in Public Spaces by Brent Staples or I do the destructiveness of family secrets and use stories like Rappaccini's Daughter by Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Comment now. Sil Vous Plait.

European Highlights ( Read more... )