Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

lmfao

why does everyone think im fucking desperate cuz im not i like a girl thats not being desperate so quit this depserate shit cuz im not

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themost addicting song in the world has got to be Fiesta Pagana by Mago De Oz they are spanish/Heavy Metal

i didnt know having feelings for someone would make u lose a friend

i hate being alone......wonder if n e ome cares probaly not who would wanna care for a guy like me yesterday sucked ass oh wait i know why cuz i was alone on valentines day see inside my head i feel like im on a distant planet with no life and im just a tiny seed that needs to sprout but i cant because theres nothing there with me to make me sprout ( Read more... )

will the faggot with username ih8juggalos please step up in here and shit talk to me cuz u will not win so cmon where is this faggot ass wanna be a playa show urself u fucking cunt be a man and write in my shit if u got balls

hahahaha fucking right the funniest thing just happened i told my parents ive broken just about all the commandments in the bible and they want me to go to church FUCK that i cant go to church everytime im at church i tend to say god damn or jesus fucking christ besides ive done a bad thing at a church and jessica knows that *wink wink* so yea me ( Read more... )

                                   
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