haha tonight was quite interesting ( Read more... )

not a great night.

so mrs. vance told me i'm a "good writer." and thats all she had to say about my essay ( Read more... )

my letter to mrs. vance ( Read more... )

so i was in the shower, and my bathing suit was hanging over the side, and when i looked at it, the first thing i saw was GRANDE, and it was really big. first i thought of a GRANDE burrito, and then i thought of a fat person because thats what grande means in spanish. then i thought....this is sad..because i'm not really fat, but i have a GRANDE ( Read more... )

so i worked tonight...and this girl and her hick family (a family of hicks) come in. its the one girls birthday, so she figures she can try every fricken flavor in the store. so after like the 8th flavor i start to get iritated...and it didn't help that we had just mopped and were closing in like 20 minutes. she was a brat, i did not like her ( Read more... )

i went to the twins game last night where in the 8th inning the beer man says, "last chance to buy a beer! plan for your future!" me and adam started laughing, and he turns to us and said, "not you two...no you guys don't worry about this stuff...just live for the day." very serious like. it was really funny ( Read more... )

so i was driving down willow today, and i was behind this red buick, with some really old person driving. (i thought this was funny because i drive a buick, but i'm not an old person) the person was going really really slow....and i was like..ok the speed limits 40 not 25....but anyways, then i drove past, and the person was all hunched over and ( Read more... )

i love all my friends. you guys rock ( Read more... )

Doug Schmitt told me i sound like a barking frog when i cough ( Read more... )