In a desperate attempt to cheer myself up, I took some quizzes:
I am:
3%
Republican."You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"
Are You A Republican?I am:Stanislav Lem
This pessimistic Pole has spent a whole career telling ironic stories of futility and frustration. Yet he is also a master of wordplay so witty that it sparkles even when translated into English.
Which science fiction writer are you? I am
Sherwin-Williams "Burnt Steer Manure" exterior semi-gloss enamel
Suitable for window frames on a stained wood or shingle building.
Which house paint are you?