Humans are so ...

May 25, 2010 20:51

I am, as everyone who knows me is aware of, a really modest lion. I don't complain often; my demands are always moderate and I'm patient with those who are in need of it - like, for example, my human ( Read more... )

horses, show, martin

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baranduyn May 26 2010, 13:50:18 UTC
Your Majesty, I applaud your noblesse oblige and your patience with those slightly thick humans.

But are you spitting your tongue out at the audience, sir?

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thekingtonga May 26 2010, 22:06:30 UTC
My dear lady, I'd never spit my tongue out at my audience! I'm a well-mannered lion, I am!

However ... ... well, there was this incident. A few years ago I was playing with a branch and - don't ask me how - it got stuck in my throat. It was rather unpleasant. I was choking and couldn't breathe properly anymore. Luckily one of the hands from the horse stables saw how bad I was and immediately called my human. He ran into my enclosure, put his hand in my mouth, pulled the branch out and so saved my life. Nevertheless I needed surgery because something in my jaw was damaged. The vet helped me and I'm fine again, only my tongue tends to hang out when I'm sleeping. I can't help it.

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