Damn kids.
What's all this "kixs" hooey? Another one of your teenage colloquialisms?! Poppycock! You damn these days have no respect...stand around all day giggling like a bunch of young broads in the schoolyard with your penicillin and music television. A pox on you! What are y'all now, 14? When I was your age I had me a job. Worked at one of them Viet-manese restaurants...yeah! And every time I was late those damn slopes would cut off a finger!! It was that Slick Willy Clinton....took you little slatterns and coke mules out of the coal mines and put you on the streets!
What was that?!...don't get fresh with me you impudent bastards! I know how to cane a whelp and not leave a mark! I ain't romanticizing the past, dammit. In my day, all you miscreants would be thrown in the Gulag and forced to watch season 6 of M.A.S.H. all day. How do you like them apples?!
Now, all you flighty little teat-suckers best mind yisselves or I'll eat your pets.
What was that?!...don't get fresh with me you impudent bastards! I know how to cane a whelp and not leave a mark! I ain't romanticizing the past, dammit. In my day, all you miscreants would be thrown in the Gulag and forced to watch season 6 of M.A.S.H. all day. How do you like them apples?!
Now, all you flighty little teat-suckers best mind yisselves or I'll eat your pets.