...in my dream last night,

I had a bucket (!YES! A BUCKET!) of cherry flavored Lortab gumballs.

...and Erika and I sat on the sofa and chewed them, watching TV. About every few minutes, one of us would reach for another and say, "The last one already lost it's flavor!!!"

Then we'd laugh and go back to our silent staring and chewing.

Last night, I had a dream that a little trailer was parked the parking lot outside my work. It had a big sign advertising that you could go inside and meet a Queen Elizabeth impersonator for 1.00. So I went in, and the Queen look-a-like is in there, in a throne. I handed my dollar to a guy for my admission, then walked up to her. She shook my ( Read more... )

So I went to see BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ( Read more... )

My surgery was originally scheduled for today ( Read more... )

Went to the Camelot Club on 10th Street for some "beer buckets." They aren't really buckets full of beer. It's just a special. You pay seven dollars, and you get four beers- but not even at the same time. You get the first bottle and three dirty and worn Dixie cups- which you redeem for another bottle when you're ready. Classy ( Read more... )

all that I have to say, is that I am in love with Sari Bunchuk Wontner. I am going to find a way to give her the fame she deserves.

I know I never ever post anything but mindless surveys. For those of you closest to me, you know why ( Read more... )

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LJ Interests meme results

1. betty's summer vacation:
   One of the funniest, freakiest, outrageously wonderful plays to have ever been written. Christopher Durang is nothing but incredible. I read and reread this play to no end. There's never been a time that the line "VOMIT IN THE SINK!" and the situation surrounding that moment in the play hasn't ( Read more... )

so I have this idea for either a play, or a sitcom ( Read more... )