IT'S OFFICIAL!

[thekreep]

I'm getting office ass!!!

I looked in the mirror this morning & noticed that I am developing "office ass." This is not a good thing. What used to be big & roundy...now looks big & is getting FLAT.

I will be spending less time on the computer & more time working my ass out.

I'm sure everyone will sleep better tonight knowing this...

Comments

[lord_reynaldo]

see... that's why when I go back to work here soon (after nearly a year... and a much fatter ass) I am so NOT going to get a fucking office job!!!