Here's my day ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to collette, i give you my ass:

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So i'm not going to go Ronnie's birthday party because i rather see my buddy. But, i feel pretty bad because i was looking foward to seeing Vinny and his band play and i know he was looking foward to giving me one of his ultimate hugs (he could always do them so well) and now i'm going to break his heart by not showing up after promising i'd come ( Read more... )

Bad days make the world go round.

I'm not sensative ( Read more... )

I've made the ultimate cereal.

Lucky Charms
Rice Crispies
Mint Cookies
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GOLD!

How come i only think of shit like this when i'm stoned?

Oh my god, i'm going to add granola bar to it now. Shit, that's brilliant@!!!

And their lyrics all go a little something like this ( Read more... )

I will take partial responsibility because nothing in your life can go on without you knowing about it. I've fucked a lot of shit up. I've fucked a lot of people over. I'm flakey. I'm a hypocrite. I'm very full of myself. And i'm lazy ( Read more... )

Holy shit. It's warm today. Too bad my school was about -30. Give or take ten degrees ( Read more... )

So i'm a shoe in for the Most Sarcastic Irving Award. Whoop de fucking do. Shit, i gotta stop doing that. That just makes it worse ( Read more... )