LOL...that is horrible!!! that is one of the biggest turn offs EVER. once in highschool a guy burped and then blew it in my face. my automatic reaction was to slap him in the face...it just happened so fast. ugh..../phooka
Good Girl! I've been restraining my slaps, but, Hell! Sometimes, after I'm awoken from a particularly sweet / sappy dream, by a big "Beer-Poof", I'm in a MURDEROUS RAGE!!!!
And he says that "no OTHER girlfriend has noticed my 'poofing' before" - Hell, yeah! That's because they haven't been with you as long as I have! I mean, how do you TELL someone, "Dude. Your early-morning-poofing-breath stinks like cat barf"?
This is the hell that is my life with my own man. He does the same damn thing.
I've setup a Barrier Pillow between us. Luckily we have a California King sized bed so there's room for a king size pillow length-wise between us. He thinks I'm nuts when I yell at him "Stop breathing on me!" But seriously, it's gross.
And he wonders why I insist on doggy-style in the mornings! LOL
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And he says that "no OTHER girlfriend has noticed my 'poofing' before" - Hell, yeah! That's because they haven't been with you as long as I have! I mean, how do you TELL someone, "Dude. Your early-morning-poofing-breath stinks like cat barf"?
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I've setup a Barrier Pillow between us. Luckily we have a California King sized bed so there's room for a king size pillow length-wise between us. He thinks I'm nuts when I yell at him "Stop breathing on me!" But seriously, it's gross.
And he wonders why I insist on doggy-style in the mornings! LOL
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