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[theladyskye]

$1,000 pizza?!? And it's not even solid gold! And it doesn't give superpowers

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[avenginglioness]

mm... maybe if it was gluten free. ;P

[theladyskye]

I'd make my own!

[oldmanonthesea]

Granted gold is malleable, but a solid gold pizza would be difficult to bite, hard to chew and I suspect quite undigestible! *smartasswiggle*

[theladyskye]

*kerthwap*

*giggle*

[oldmanonthesea]

I also flashed on this to an expression when I was a kid about shitting a brick for being constipated and even shitting a gold brick...perhaps there would be a source for such a turd if one ate solid gold pizzas? *snicker*