I've hit my limit.

[theladytrinity]

I have weathered the worst of publishing for a year and a half now. I have slogged through Harlequin's insipid wastes of paper and megabytes, all colors of vampire fiction, blatantly unrealistic self-help, Republican Asshat Press, mind-blowingly misogynistic religious treatises, and boring nonfiction on the most obscure of historical minutiae, and

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[siln]

This post is even more awesome when made into a dramatic reading

[theladytrinity]

If you're saying this because someone actually did dramatically read it, I think I might love you forever.

[siln]

Actually, I performed it for my wife. There were no female speakers available.

She asked if you were married, I said not yet but soon.

I think she'll get over it eventually.

[rosefyre]

Can I be your sidekick?

[theladytrinity]

Sure! Will already asked to be a minion, so I'm going to have to start holding interviews.

[rosefyre]

Have you decided on a supervillainess title? I want to be Library Girl. Will can be, I don't know, Writer Guy or something.

[p_trekkie]

have you applied to the evil league of evil yet? contacted the thoroughbred of sin?

[theladytrinity]

I didn't like Dr. Horrible, but I love Bad Horse's song so much.