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Jan 29, 2024 21:07

Ugh! Men were a fucking mistake.

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 12:08:59 UTC

*Bolly freezes in the middle of stuffing a handful of crisps in his face and then cautiously offers her the packet.*

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 12:19:45 UTC

Oh um. No thank you.

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 12:21:59 UTC

*He manages to swallow his mouthful before admitting,* I have chocolate bars too.

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 12:32:28 UTC
[She stops and shrugs.] I like chocolate.

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 12:38:34 UTC

They're non-magical, but they're great. *He pulls a small box from his schoolbag, and shakes it out over a handy table, quickly demonstrating the extension charm by way of the size of the resulting pile.* Let's see, these are Snickers, they have nuts in them. This is a Mars bar, it's got caramel. Um. This is Twix! It's also caramel, but it's got a biscuit in it. This is a Bounty. They're coconut. Lots of people don't like them for some reason. That one's a Yorkie, it's just big squares of chocolate!

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 12:50:20 UTC
Ooh, Twix! I love Twix!

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 12:52:58 UTC

Here you go, then!

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 12:55:29 UTC
Thank you!

I suppose not all guys are awful.

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 13:01:50 UTC

There are lots of good guys, I think. There's Auggie, Blue, Dae, Alfie, Arlo, Aiden... Um. *He tries to think of other people they would both know.*

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 13:04:51 UTC
I get your point. Im just mad at Montague. He's embarrassing me.

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 13:08:22 UTC

He's being super weird and creepy and he's making Slytherin look bad. And he talked shit about Aunt Pasha and he punched Alfie. *To be fair, Alfie punched him first, but Bolly does not care about Montague and he very much cares about his cousins.* But I promised Nadya not to get into trouble, so I have to make sure I won't get caught before I prank him until he cries like the big crybaby he is. *Bolly is definitely holding a grudge.*

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 13:13:57 UTC
Be careful. Popa is watching Montague. Make sure she doesn't catch you

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 13:15:07 UTC

She has eyes like a hawk!

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 13:21:12 UTC
Yes. That's why I'm warning you.

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snakehalf January 30 2024, 13:23:01 UTC

Maybe literally. Maybe that's her animagus form.

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thenextbigdeal January 30 2024, 13:26:21 UTC
I wouldn't be surprised.

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