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Feb 14, 2024 11:40

No worries, I got you candy.

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snakehalf February 14 2024, 23:58:14 UTC

Me too. *It's a chocolate heart in a box. Except it's an actual chocolate human heart, like it's been plucked directly from the chest of a chocolate man.*

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 02:05:31 UTC
Oh shit, Bolly, this is the coolest. *Get hugged on, cousin*

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snakehalf February 15 2024, 08:58:39 UTC

*Bolly approves of all hugging.*

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 13:11:35 UTC
My gummies look so lame now in comparison.

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snakehalf February 15 2024, 14:35:44 UTC

Yep. *Bolly giggles. This is a lie. Gummies look awesome.*

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 14:36:55 UTC
Next year. Just wait, I'll like, plot about it all year.

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snakehalf February 15 2024, 14:38:29 UTC

I don't think I'll ever beat chocolate heart. It's all downhill from here!

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 14:41:34 UTC
Or you always get chocolate hearts and it's like, a tradition that starts here!

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snakehalf February 15 2024, 14:43:28 UTC

The hard part is hunting down the chocolate men so I can tear their chocolate hearts from their chocolate chests.

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 14:48:29 UTC
It's a proper valentine's ritual that way. Do you give Auggie their chocolate brains so he can like, absorb their secret chocolate knowledge?

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snakehalf February 15 2024, 15:00:00 UTC

Aw. I didn't think of that. That would have been cool. I'll tell Grampa Fred. He can call them Brain Food!

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 15:17:11 UTC
You totally should! Then you can get him some next year.

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snakehalf February 15 2024, 15:27:26 UTC

Yep. This year he got Lebkuchen. And Naz - from my dorm, Nazim Shafiq? Anyway, he complained that you should only give people you're dating chocolate on Valentine's Day, not family, which is dumb. So I bought Cauldron Cakes for every first year in Slytherin except him, and Auggie got some of those too.

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 15:32:03 UTC
Nice. He's being super dumb, it's not like you can only love one person at a time or something. Like, what? Oh no, you like your family, so weird and scandalous!

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snakehalf February 15 2024, 15:37:56 UTC

I don't think he has a family like ours. He never really talks about them. He doesn't even have photos but he said it's a thing in his family that there shouldn't be pictures of living things, so I guess he couldn't have them if he wanted. And then I asked him if he wanted me to hide my pictures where he couldn't see them and he said he didn't think it applied to other people.

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lottawolf February 15 2024, 15:45:08 UTC
Huh.

Maybe you should give him a cake? I mean, if you think maybe he was being a jerk about valentine's Day out of like, loneliness reasons and not he's just like that all the time reasons. *The more she hears about Slytherin the more it sounds like it just kinda sucks, and if this Naz kid didn't come with a built-in cousinly friend group--well, she just feels bad for him now*

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