Me too. *It's a chocolate heart in a box. Except it's an actual chocolate human heart, like it's been plucked directly from the chest of a chocolate man.*
Liiiiiike. I dunno. What chocolate does he like? Does he have siblings? Who are his friends? Where'd he grow up? What do his parents do? What subjects is he good at? Can he play the guitar? If he could turn into an animal, what animal would he be? Does he know you're a werewolf? Is he cool? The usual stuff!
Mmmm, so he's very cool, and I don't think he has any siblings, he has a dog, and mostly he hangs out with the other seventh year puff boys, and he's really good at charms and also defense but I think he likes charms better, and I'm forgetting all of the questions. Oh, he totally knows I'm a werewolf, like everyone knows but also we talked about the Manor when he met pops at the talent show. And I don't think he can play anything, but I gave him a really bad crash course on DJing at the dance? Explaining time signatures while having to actually do the thing didn't make any sense. And I dunno what animal he would be, I should totally ask him that, that's a good question. Or you should ask him, he really is cool! But I'll also ask him because I want to know.
*She does indeed have pictures. Her phone hasn't worked quite right since the talent show, it won't charge past eighty-four percent and it keeps populating nonsense appointments in her calendar, but it's still fine for showing the pictures she has saved on it--such as the several she has saved off of Holden's magchat showing his very old dog.* Menace! I kinda want to meet him more than I do Holden's parents. Only kind of! But a little bit.
Marcus? Yeah. I mean. He messed a lot of people up. Aunt Char used to be sweet before him. *Stevie won't talk about David and Charlotte's relationship, but Marcus? Marcus can rot in hell.*
Yeah. He. That's not what I- Marcus was the worst. And Grampa Mike gets scared and mad sometimes and does stupid stuff. But my dad is okay, right? And me?
Me too. *It's a chocolate heart in a box. Except it's an actual chocolate human heart, like it's been plucked directly from the chest of a chocolate man.*
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Like what?
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Liiiiiike. I dunno. What chocolate does he like? Does he have siblings? Who are his friends? Where'd he grow up? What do his parents do? What subjects is he good at? Can he play the guitar? If he could turn into an animal, what animal would he be? Does he know you're a werewolf? Is he cool? The usual stuff!
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Mmmm, so he's very cool, and I don't think he has any siblings, he has a dog, and mostly he hangs out with the other seventh year puff boys, and he's really good at charms and also defense but I think he likes charms better, and I'm forgetting all of the questions. Oh, he totally knows I'm a werewolf, like everyone knows but also we talked about the Manor when he met pops at the talent show. And I don't think he can play anything, but I gave him a really bad crash course on DJing at the dance? Explaining time signatures while having to actually do the thing didn't make any sense. And I dunno what animal he would be, I should totally ask him that, that's a good question. Or you should ask him, he really is cool! But I'll also ask him because I want to know.
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He has a dog?
*This is clearly the most important thing she has said.*
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Yeah! Do you wanna see Menace?
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You've got pictures? Yes, please!
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*She does indeed have pictures. Her phone hasn't worked quite right since the talent show, it won't charge past eighty-four percent and it keeps populating nonsense appointments in her calendar, but it's still fine for showing the pictures she has saved on it--such as the several she has saved off of Holden's magchat showing his very old dog.* Menace! I kinda want to meet him more than I do Holden's parents. Only kind of! But a little bit.
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Oh! Look at him! He's a little old man dog! Menace is a great name. What do his parents do?
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Good Grampa Mike or Bad Grampa Mike?
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Oh. That sucks.
...Grampa Mike's dad was awful. Like. Just the worst.
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Yeah. He. That's not what I- Marcus was the worst. And Grampa Mike gets scared and mad sometimes and does stupid stuff. But my dad is okay, right? And me?
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