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[watchmegopro]

The Falcons want to talk.

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[snakehalf]

Uh. Okay? But falcons don't have a syrinx or a flexible enough tongue to mimic human speech, so they can't. I guess maybe you could teach them some kind of sign language, or give them a word board to peck at or something.

[watchmegopro]

I'm talking about the Quidditch team. The Falcons.

[snakehalf]

Oh. Quidditch. Hey, if they're talking to you, that means you can ask them questions too, right?

[watchmegopro]

I guess. Why?

[snakehalf]

You should ask them what they thought of my Quidditch Safety Petition. You want to know they're serious about player safety, right? Like, you want to fly for a team that cares about you as a person, not just how many points you can get them.

[watchmegopro]

I get what you're saying kid. But Kieran Wood-Bones is the coach of the Falcons. She's not going to be your problem. She helped with it, right?

[snakehalf]

Yeah, but it's the owners who make the money decisions - wait, do the owners not come out when they're picking new players? Is it just the coach? That seems kind of rude!

[watchmegopro]

It depends on the team. Some owners are more hands on.

[snakehalf]

Oh. Well, if the owners show up, you should ask them. Whoever they are. I don't know. Who owns the Falcons?

[watchmegopro]

Blaise Zabini.

[snakehalf]

Oh. I don't think he thought much of the petition. He did mention it in his editorial, but only for maybe one sentence.

[watchmegopro]

If I see him, I'll ask.

[snakehalf]

Thanks.

Do you think Kieran will be mad at you because you keep attacking Blue even though he did nothing to you at all?

[watchmegopro]

Blue and I are complicated.

....do you think she knows?

[snakehalf]

I don't think Blue would have said anything, but she probably does anyway.

[watchmegopro]

Oh yeah, she's going to hate me.