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Jan 16, 2024 13:53

Anyone seen my kid or my wife?

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 20:01:15 UTC

No, Aunt Stevie. Did you ask mum?

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 20:04:48 UTC
Not yet, I've just been, um, opening doors as I walk past them.

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 20:09:13 UTC

That's gonna take you forever. There are so many doors here!

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 20:11:12 UTC
I'd feel really silly if I didn't check them all though.

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 20:13:02 UTC

If you get lost, you're supposed to stay in one spot so that people can find you. Maybe if you say in one spot, Lottie and Aunt Tati will find you?

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 20:14:39 UTC
That's a good point. But if I'm lost, you already found me!

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 20:15:42 UTC

Maybe I was lost and you found me. Good job, both of us!

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 20:21:03 UTC
*High five?* Good job, team.

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 20:25:32 UTC

*High five!* Wanna read through our petition for better safety measures in Qudditch?

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 20:31:53 UTC
Um, yeah, sure, of course. *This is a healthy thing for the kids to be focusing on, right? Right.*

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 20:38:54 UTC

Miss Frida told Fluff about the existing safety measures, so we looked them, and then we went through them and we wrote down improvements that we thought would make the game safer without interfering in the game too much, so the traditionalists who hate all change just because it is change and they are stuck in the mud poopy heads can't complain at us too much. And also because perfect is the enemy of progress and little improvements are better than no improvements!

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 20:55:16 UTC
That sounds pretty reasonable to me. What were you thinking? Helmets?

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 21:01:28 UTC

And softer bludgers and cushioning charms and not just on the balls, because people can fall off their brooms, so there needs to be cushioning charms on the grounds to catch them. But then people will say "but players won't fear bludgers so much, so it will change play" so I thought there should be a sort of minor freezing charm on the bludger so it can still stun people and make them drop the Quaffle or change their flight path, but in a way that is less immediately physically dangerous.

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 21:06:28 UTC
I could see that working. I don't know much about the professional rules though, um, maybe your grandfather would be a good person to talk to?

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snakehalf January 16 2024, 21:07:43 UTC

We gotta get everyone to sign or the League won't listen to us!

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recordbloom January 16 2024, 21:22:38 UTC
Hey now, I didn't say I wouldn't sign it. Just than I couldn't help as much as an expert could.

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