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Jan 16, 2024 23:45


That's it. I'm taking the brooms.

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canihaveitall January 17 2024, 05:02:51 UTC

You can't do that!

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 05:29:14 UTC

Watch me! [He's already in Arlo's room. He knows exactly where the kids keep their brooms and their quidditch things. He has them in hand before before Arlo is even on his feet. He walks out and heads to the basement. Sofie's tantrum can still be heard all throughout the house but Michael doesn't care.]

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canihaveitall January 17 2024, 05:31:23 UTC

Fine. [He follows Michael.] But I'll borrow a broom.

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 05:34:20 UTC

I'm going to tell you what I told Sofie, you're not of age. You need permission to play quidditch and you just lost yours.

The discussion is over Arlo. Stop wasting your breath.

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snakehalf January 17 2024, 08:09:45 UTC
That’s not gonna work, Grampa Mike. They’ll just find new brooms. Flora and me already tried this.

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 11:56:10 UTC

You and Flora can't stop you cousins from doing something but I can.

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snakehalf January 17 2024, 11:58:52 UTC

They'll just borrow brooms from friends or the school or order new brooms from Hogsmeade or for delivery or get their friends to order the brooms and smuggle them in to Hogwarts and then use them there, or make their own brooms, or start trying to fly on things which aren't brooms but are vaguely broom like, like branches from trees with little twigs at the end for bristles!

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 12:01:08 UTC

They're not of age. I can revoke their right to play. [Can he? He seems to think he can.]

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lottawolf January 17 2024, 15:23:33 UTC
I already said I was sorry. *Lottie is so past angry she's not even yelling, she couldn't even describe how angry she is except maybe it's like her brain is made out of hornets. And she's going to lose it, and everyone is going to be so fucking sorry.* I turned sixteen in November, I'm going to play quidditch, this is my entire life.

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 16:28:29 UTC
I don't care how sorry you are. That's because it doesn't matter. I decided to do this before your little unauthorized outing.

I can stop you from playing. You know I can. You know that I have a fair amount of pull in the professional quidditch world. I will make sure they all know you are radioactive.

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lottawolf January 17 2024, 16:35:30 UTC
*She gasps, he probably should've hit her because that would've hurt less.* Fuck you. I'll move to Bulgaria, I'll go play in the states, I'll go to, to, New Zeland or Japan or anywhere, I'll go and I'll make it by myself if I have to! I'm not going to stop just vecause you're all scared, I'm not fucking scared. You don't own the whole world and you sure as hell don't own me.

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 16:40:37 UTC
Yeah? You're sixteen. You're not even allowed to do magic yet. How are you going to get anywhere? How are you going to pay for it? How far you going to pay for your life?

And you need to watch your mouth and your temper. Because I am not in the mood, Lottie.

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bigbrotherflint January 17 2024, 23:20:40 UTC

I left mine at school.

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 23:27:55 UTC

Then on the next Hogsmeade visit I'll meet you and you can give it to me.

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bigbrotherflint January 17 2024, 23:39:46 UTC

No, I won't.

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hottestgrandpa January 17 2024, 23:46:42 UTC

I was hoping you'd be reasonable.

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publycan January 18 2024, 10:49:06 UTC

You're an idiot. Give me Arlo's guitar so I can give it back to him.

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hottestgrandpa January 18 2024, 12:02:51 UTC

[He goes and gets the guitar. He hands it and Arlo's phone to Kit.] I didn't actually take the guitar. I mean, I threatened to and he brought it to me.

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publycan January 18 2024, 12:06:14 UTC

Then you're both idiots. Here's an idea: if you don't want your grandkids to play a sport you have always known is dangerous, maybe don't also spend most of their childhoods telling them how wonderful and great the sport is, and how brilliant they will be when they do it as their only possible life goal. You idiot.

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hottestgrandpa January 18 2024, 12:22:04 UTC

Yes, I realize now that I fucked up. I just. I got scared and I reacted. Badly.

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