Ah, memories
CLASSIC story written by a mate,many years ago now.
Entitled "Sometimes my crotch hurts..."
During my recent trip to seth efrica i uncovered some disturbing truths , The water be clean from the wells, "drink!" sez tommy the fat native, "Im sure that ye'll be alive in the morning !" Thee water be brown i sayeth, And proceeded to rub brown liquid into my crotch... Whilst making a loud crowing noise, Tommy the fat native eyed me up and down and said in a pirate accent "ye dredged up some mighty strange emotions from thee depths of thine souleth , It has been many a moon since i have seen an outsider rub the clean water over his crotch!" Tommy the fat native then proceeded to bust some crazy mad head spins ,14 in a row if my memory serves me correctly , The grass skirt that tommy wore , was a tad to breezy...
it .. was .. almost ... hypnotic...
Anyway , Tommy the fat native walked me back to free country usa but got stopped at the border because his grass skirt upset the local scottish population... A fight erupted and tommy the fat native screamed like a girl (in a pirates voice no less) "YEEEARGH!"
help me squidy ! ye'll inforce the crazy mad service tax on crazy mad clean crotch water "
When i returned to Kridz palace i had trouble managing the stairs, i looked at my crotch and said , "What the devil!?"
there appears to some rather nasty brown clean liquid infesting thine nether regions ...
I washed the clean brown liquid off and returned to seth efrica...
Tommy the PH phat native rolled over to me busting some crazy mad electric boogaloo, "wassup?" Said tommy the phat native, sporting some rather flash adidas shelltops and a brand spanking new adidas tracksuit, Ye sayeth the water be clean ! i yelled , tommy the ph phat native mumbled something in japanese and then launched at me with an old Mortal Kombat sample taped to his chest ,
This be the work of a phat assasin i said , Tommy Grew in size until he was president of the universe !
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY P-H PHAT TOMMY!!!!
HO-HO-HO- Replied tommy let us cleanse the world of crotch rotting wells!
the masses really listened to tommy the phat native... maybe its because he was 200 km tall...
Others will argue that he brought bulk to the masses, Others will again argue that tommy popped locked and busted the freshest
We'll leave that to parachute pant wearing scientists...
Entitled "Sometimes my crotch hurts..."
During my recent trip to seth efrica i uncovered some disturbing truths , The water be clean from the wells, "drink!" sez tommy the fat native, "Im sure that ye'll be alive in the morning !" Thee water be brown i sayeth, And proceeded to rub brown liquid into my crotch... Whilst making a loud crowing noise, Tommy the fat native eyed me up and down and said in a pirate accent "ye dredged up some mighty strange emotions from thee depths of thine souleth , It has been many a moon since i have seen an outsider rub the clean water over his crotch!" Tommy the fat native then proceeded to bust some crazy mad head spins ,14 in a row if my memory serves me correctly , The grass skirt that tommy wore , was a tad to breezy...
it .. was .. almost ... hypnotic...
Anyway , Tommy the fat native walked me back to free country usa but got stopped at the border because his grass skirt upset the local scottish population... A fight erupted and tommy the fat native screamed like a girl (in a pirates voice no less) "YEEEARGH!"
help me squidy ! ye'll inforce the crazy mad service tax on crazy mad clean crotch water "
When i returned to Kridz palace i had trouble managing the stairs, i looked at my crotch and said , "What the devil!?"
there appears to some rather nasty brown clean liquid infesting thine nether regions ...
I washed the clean brown liquid off and returned to seth efrica...
Tommy the PH phat native rolled over to me busting some crazy mad electric boogaloo, "wassup?" Said tommy the phat native, sporting some rather flash adidas shelltops and a brand spanking new adidas tracksuit, Ye sayeth the water be clean ! i yelled , tommy the ph phat native mumbled something in japanese and then launched at me with an old Mortal Kombat sample taped to his chest ,
This be the work of a phat assasin i said , Tommy Grew in size until he was president of the universe !
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY P-H PHAT TOMMY!!!!
HO-HO-HO- Replied tommy let us cleanse the world of crotch rotting wells!
the masses really listened to tommy the phat native... maybe its because he was 200 km tall...
Others will argue that he brought bulk to the masses, Others will again argue that tommy popped locked and busted the freshest
We'll leave that to parachute pant wearing scientists...