lauren for mayor! (mayor->governer->president->dictator->God) "apocalypse supporter"

[thelaurenator86]

Dear loyal LiveJournal-ers,

I am going to become mayor of this fair city of new york.  the following are immediate reforms that I feel necessary to the development and heathy maintenance of this great city.  I think you will agree.

number one: people have to be screened to be able to purchase alcohol. this will help to avoid circumstances such as

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[mentallydrangd]

lol thats fantastic.