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[thelestrangest]

Endrance! There's a white winged bird man in our kitchen! I'm going to sneak up on him and knock him out. I'm sure he'll be nice and chewy, and then you can have a feather bed!

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[rose_rapture]

...
But...that man is I.

[thelestrangest]

It's name is 'I'?

What a stupid name. He'll make you a nice comfy pillow. Maybe you can do something with all that hair.

[rose_rapture]

Bast...darling. I have been turned into Yue...
Please do not...hunt me.