My back hurts, so I can't move my neck. My mom killed the computer mouse. My cat just went out of a 7-day heat.
Invi:
But please, tell them you're MINE.
Write 'property of Invi' on your face and take a pic of that.
And i'll show it to people and they'll think it's Ryan Ross and they'll be all "OMG INVI OWNS RYAN ROSS"
And i'll be all "Duh, yeah, wanna borrow him? AHAHA YOU CAN'T, SUCKER, RYRO IS MINE"
And they'll be all
and I'll be all
and then i'll fuck you senseless.
the end.
I'm sure other things have happened in the past 2 weeks, but I can't remember them.
P.S. Of erections, how few are domed like St.Peter's! of creatures, how few vast are the whale!
Herman Melville - Fucking! up your grammar since 1851.