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I stole it from vampire_ninja I think I will use a cut cuz its mad long
1. Say something good that happened to you today: Realized that I had an extra pack of cigarettes and didn't have to go to the store to get more.
2. What is your general philosophy of life?: "Love life, quite cliche, but I guess that's me. A ball of pop culture with some arms and feet."
3. What is the worst thing you have lived through?: Living so far away from Heidi.
4. How old is your inner child?: 12
5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it?: Yes, "Behold the power of Cheese!"
6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what?: Yes, republicans
7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5): I don't have a clue, what I am supposed to do, so go fuck yourself!
8. Favorite animal?: Does Heidi in bed count?
9. Favorite LJ community?: Don't have one.
10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffeine fix?: Vivarin, and Red Bull
11. Idealist or realist?: Idealist, but i know it will never be...
12. Are you lucky or unlucky?: Very lucky, how could I not be, I have the best girl in the world
13. How much do you normally tip?: 15%
14. Last time you got sick?: This morning, too many cigs last night...
15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing?: Fuckin Cockayaaaasss!!!
16. Best movie made before 1970?: Im not good with dates, was cool hand luke that early?
17. After 1970?: Anything M. Night. Shyamalan
18. Within the past five years?: The Village
19. What is your quest?: I seek the Grail.
20. Favorite soap opera?: My life...
21. Favorite sitcom?: Don't watch much of them, I guess That 70's Show
22. Favorite TV show?: Simpsons
23. Favorite game show?: stoopid, stoopid game shows
24. Favorite talk show?: Conan O'Brien
25. A quote that sticks in your head: "Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people, that killing people is wrong?"
26. Favorite toy as a child?: Myself
27. Last thing you made with your own hands?: a fool of myself
28. Last fight you got into?: A few days ago, some douchebag came over and poured a bunch of shit on me and my boy's food in the caf, so we folded him up and stuffed him in the trash can, we then put the trash can under the milk dispenser and put it on permanent run. He was stuck there for about five minutes.
29. Last time you were hospitalized?: Skiiing Accident Senior year
30. Favorite kind of flower?: Black Roses
31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?: More of a socialist actually
32. Favorite word?: Assclown
33. Last thing you picked up off the ground?: Mountain Dew
34. Favorite book as a child?: The sports books by that Matthew guy
35. Favorite book as a juvenile?: The Outsiders
36. Favorite book as an adult?: Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles
37. Last time you flipped someone the bird?: Matt, three seconds ago, he sits next to me in this class
38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many?: One brother
39. Make _____, not war: hot, sweet passionate love
40. Favorite singer?: Bjork
41. Favorite songwriter?: Serj Tankian(system of a down)
42. Favorite performer?: Slug
43. Surprise parties - yes, or no?: Yes, but the are never a surprise
44. Where do you get your news from?: The metal plate in my head
45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what would your weapon of choice be?: A Rainbow
46. Favorite kind of soup?: Chicken Noodle
47. What makes you nauseous?: Puke, the smell of bad vodka, the bathroom in G's room at the house, i think thats it.
48. What is happiness to you?: Heidi
49. Least favorite household chore?: Laundry
50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night?: Hold Heidi in my arms and fall asleep to the sound of the rain.
51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook: Pan of course
52. Have you ever written/carved “I was here” on anything?: No
53. Favorite mythology?: Christian
54. Favorite magazine?: Spin
55. Law & Order - original, SVU, or Criminal Intent?: I love them all, they all kick sooo much ass
56. Worst pickup line ever used on you?: hahaha, this one drunk girl at a frat party came up and just said "Hi, I'm Erin, do you like my boobs?"
57. Best job you ever had?: Zelle Law firm
58. What do you know how to fix?: Some computer stuff, small electronics, peoples feelings
59. Favorite place to go in the town you live?: Wherever Heidi is
60. Favorite munchie?: Cooler Ranch Doritos
61. Movie with the best one-liners?: SLC Punk
62. How do you groom your nails?: biting
63. Last pity party you held for yourself?: Umm, i don't do that
64. Last post-it note written?: Post it's are overrated, i use my hands
65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be?: I would go to the night me and heidi were together in Iowa after Turbulence.
66. How much money do you have in cash right now?: about $30
67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?: I dont tell jokes
68. Last gift that you gave someone?: I can't really remember, Im pretty sure I gave Heidi something
69. ?
70. Favorite superhero?: Proffessor Chaos
71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart?: This would be longer than the quiz itself if I answered it, lets just leave it a t that
72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store?: Cigarettes, glow sticks, beads, face masks
73. Worst habit?: Smoking
74. Last thing you quit?: listening to my proffessor
75. WB?: Is a shitty station
76. Pet peeve?: People who bitch about EVERYTHING
77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty?: Mountain Dew
78. Do you wear a watch?: Yes
79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey?: Trying to make my HTTP-Tunnel work
80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey?: Cuddling with Heidi
81. What’s preventing you from doing that?: I'm in New Jersey, She is in Minneapolis
82. What are your plans for the rest of the day?: Sleep, watch the Red Sox - Yankees game
83. Have you ever been arrested?: Yes
84. Favorite kind of poetry?: Songwriting
85. Favorite kind of music?: Electronica
86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play?: Alot, I play with myself all the time...
87. What are you a member of?: Not much really, Hullaboards, RaverzOnly Boards, LJ, hopefully Alpha Phi Delta soon...
88. Do you like green eggs and ham?: Dr. Suess did alot of crack, I can tell
89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?: The shit doesn't matter, either way I say to-may-to!
90. Who is the wind beneath your wings?: Heidi, the light of my life<3
91. Favorite John Hughes film?: Who's it's what?
92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole?: I wouldn't fit, unless it was the 4 ft rabbit that was outside Carrie's place
93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime?: Algebra, Economics
94. Favorite comedian?: Dane Cook
95. Monkeys - funny, yes?: Yes, how can flinging poo not be fun
96. Favorite Beatles song?: I really don't listen to the Beatles
97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive?: Drive
98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones?: 5-HTP
99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse?: BUGS!!!!!
100. What do you want on your tombstone?: I don't care, it becomes government property in 100 years anyway.