I posit the following

[thelineofeld]

There are many happy dances.  Everyone has one of their own. The kind of dance is also effected by the area of the world you live in. However, I posit that the American Happy Dance consists of the following

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[bigplaid]

...isn't this just the moisture dance?

[thelineofeld]

You would think, but the subtleties make it much different.