A Letter to My Neighborhood UPS Delivery Person

[thelineofeld]

Dear UPS Delivery Person:

I am writing this letter to commend you sir/madam.  This recent delivery has shown the depth, the breadth, and the incredible skill you possess.  Your insouciance, sir/madam, is, in a word, breathtaking.  No delivery person takes so much care to accurately portray their indifference as you.  Had Chaucer, rest his zombie

Comments

[themegs]

I love you. I'm laughing so hard there are tears.

[digifur]

And they say they have no room for creativity in their job.