so long and thanks for all the fish strife, george bush.

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...while trying to type up notes, you notice an uncontrollable shaking in your hands. you think to yourself, "hmm, that's odd." and then you can't remember if this is your fourth or fifth cup of coffee.

damn you panera, with your delicious coffee and wireless internet. obviously, i'm not very good at resisting your temptations.

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tonight, i thought i was just going out for an innocent dinner with some friends. somehow, the night turned on me and i ended up in a dark parking lot trying to use heelys.

as we know, i'm not the most graceful person on my feet anyway, so add some heelys, and...that was a bad idea.

but i'm going to try again tomorrow!! (on carpet.)

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there's something poetic about a man on a bike traveling to an Autozone.