Today shall be a sexual experience.

[theljofme]

Ok. In half an hour I'm going to a golf party. Dress up in golf attire. 18 Houses (holes) and 36 kegs. Starts at noon and ends at 3 in the morning. Mud wrestling, midget tossing, bikini contest, ice luges, 3 story funnel, and over 4 thousand dollars worth of liquor. If I don't drunk dial you call me any time after 3, and I shall be quite

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[the_indiekid]

if you don't call me i will never forgive you. schmitty drunk dials for the win

[_freudianslip]

you better fucking call me

[tamadrums621]

dan how many years have we been best friends? i need a call