. She told me if I don't do it, She was going to give me a spanking T__T
I was pretty tempted to disobey her purposely...but my butt can't take any more pounding ^_^
So here is mah responses my friend ^___^
Forgive all typos in advance..YOU KNOW I FAIL !!!!
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My Giant Breasts of doom T___T
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black and White. Got meh a skull hoodie ^__^
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes. Sadly, My parents are the only ones I kiss T_T
4. Do you plan outfits?
Yeah. I PLAN on wearing something for the day. that's it.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I feel like ...I don't really know what I feel like to be honest.. >_>;
6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
LMAO. My mom's exercise machine ironically titled, "RED".
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
Honestly, I had a dream about roaches in my grandma's house becoming giant monsters and taking over the world. ...AND I SWEAR IM NOT ON DRUGS...>_>;
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Well, yeah. I met the infamous, Shaura.
9. What are you craving right now?
Male Companionship definately. But for now, MILK DUDS.
10. Do you floss daily?
My teeth, like no....but I feel like I need to
11.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage....what else? I like it fried, steamed, and always CON MANTEQUILLA!
12. Are you emotional?
As much as I depise being overly feminine, yes..yes I am. I cry like a bitch T__T
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I have no life yes...but damn i'm not that bored O.o
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick?
I like to slowly lick it. I really savor the flavor..and most times i'm like..really into it. Same for popsicles...I take long drawls with those.
15. Do you like your hair?
For me the question should be..."BITCH DO YOU HAVE ANY HAIR TO LIKE"?
16. Do you like yourself?
I have accepted myself for who I am, and I like that person a whole lot.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is his ass paying? You said eat...not talk! my fat ass would. I could always take my ipod.
18. What are you listening to right now?
The voice of Atsushi Sakurai in Schwein's "Slip". but he's about to get the flip, It's time for my daily dose of Morrie. I wanna hear "Embryo Burning" T__T
19. Are your parents strict?
for fear they might see this per chance...I'll gladly say "No". LOL
20. Would you go sky diving?
Yes. As long as I was assured it was safe.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Have I ever eaten it? I wouldn't even know..O_o
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
In my dreams I met a couple...I even raped them too. But really, no.
23. Do you rent movies often?
TIMEZ ARE HARD...I CAN'T AFFORD TO.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Well the Chandelier is on in the dinning room, so it's always an eye catcher ^___^.
25. How many countries have you visited?
United States, Germany, Qatar. And I plan on assautling Japan soon.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
OMG YES! Sometimes I have called friends and said" Go ta hell" and hung up. But they did it to me first so it's all good. ....we are just dorks man.
27. Ever been on a train?
NOOO t_t it's like the only thing I haven't rode in.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Whatever I get I fry it up and eat. ^__^
29.Do you have a cell phone?
Yes. But it's more like for show. That mofo is always dead.
30. Do you use chapstick?
Always. I can't be having the slave lip can I ? people will notice and think im a crack head or something. my lips look white with no chapstick T__T
31. Do you own a gun?
yeah...IN MY PANTS! lol
32. Can you use chopsticks?
I'm a knife and fork lady. Chopsticks are for epic folks. I'm not that epic to use them yet. I fail terribly.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
No one. I am alone as always. ^_^
34. Are you too forgiving?
Yes but to a point. If you piss me off, forgivness is a hell effing no. but for everything else..im cool like a breeze baby!
35. Ever been in love?
I'm always in infatuations. I have never know a real love except for my family. But I hope to experience the phenomena once in this lifetime ^__^
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
hopefully my lovely friends can be chatting with me tommorow.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
I only like 2 things with cream. Sweets, and well..why don't you take a guess about that last one? ^___^
38. Last time you cried?
When I watched "Bolt", about the animated dog. And I thought he was going to die in the fire...I just started crying. I was so sad for him. AND THEN THAT MOFO DIDN'T DIE. it was a waste T__T
39. What was the last question you asked?
"What did Dad say?" no really...LMAO
40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall and Winter.! No bugs in this dreaded southern area, and it makes me all giddy inside. oh yeah..and the lovely breeze is just a nice bonus.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No. Tatt's mean pain. And me no like pain at all.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Are you in my business >_>?
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
nope. can't say I have
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Maybe a few times. I didn't exactly stop to count or write it down in the memory book did I?
45. Favorite color?
Black, Silver, and a deep dark shade of Red. Things in black are so alluring. Silver is just really a catchy color. And red to me is so passionate and entrancing.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
try as I might...no. But is wanting to slap someone on the butt the same as wanting to slap them? because I have wanted to do that to alot of people's butts.
47. Is your hair curly?
Yes. I have a texturized scalp. It curls even if I throw water in it.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Disturbed: Indestructible.
Best. Cd. Ever.
49. Do looks matter?
To me yes. I'm not the cutest thing since madonna, but still. I ain't gonna date a monster or someone who just crawled outta the trash can. Better look decent. that's all I ask.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
no. I can't stand cheaters. They never work for anything and take the easy way out. And if we are talking about dating wise...Cheaters can kiss my ass. It's very irresponsible and hurtful to others...how can they do that?
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
The question for me would be "do you pay the phone bill?"
But as an answer...uh no. Considereing my phone stays dammit dead. lol
52. Do you like your life right now?
No. I have no joy in life and I don't feel productive or motivated.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. Tv has light..and I am a total bitch about light. It has to be totally dark for me to sleep. light annoys me.
54. Can you handle the truth?
It's always good to hear the truth. I may not like it, but I would rather
know than not know.
55. Do you have good vision?
sometimes I wonder. But the doctors say I do. ^__^
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I drink Hater-ade for breakfast. OF COURSE I DO! lol.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
When my phone HAPPENS to be charged or alive. Of if its someone callin me at da house...and most times its a relative.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My Dad. YES I LIKE HOLDING MY MOMMY AND DADDY'S HAND! (i'm a big baby)
59. What are you wearing?
My sexy silk pajamas. I was hoping to get a visit from Juka, but I guess he ain't showing up. T_T
60.What is your favorite animal?
Dogs. I really like Dogs.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
In my sister's room. The day of, My dad has sent me some pearl gold earrings he bought me from Qatar. So I had to take a picture to send to him. hence the fact im like sticking my ear out like a dork.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Can a fat girl hoola hoop? LET ME ASK YOU THAT!
63. Do you have a job?
yes. for now, I'm raping your life aren't I?
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Some soup and meds for my dad.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
No. But it would be cool to fly out of one!
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yup yup mah friend.
Perhaps you have learned a thing or two about meh today.
LOVE YA LADY!
~thelly~