Welcome to Liberty, USA. Some odd million people or not, it's still a small town: you can't walk four blocks without bumping into someone you know or are trying to forget; your obnoxious neighbour is the co-worker that steals Tupperware in the break room; your cousin works at the cell phone kiosk at the mall. Everyone knows your business whether ( Read more... )

( PLEASE BE MORE ELOQUENT THAN 'YOU SUCK'. )

( FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS! )

( RULE NUMBER ONE: THERE ARE NO RULES. )

( SOME ARE BORN GREAT, SOME ACHIEVE GREATNESS, AND SOME HIRE PR OFFICERS. )

( SO MY CHOICE IS 'OR DEATH'? )

( I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING EXCEPT TEMPTATION. )

( I GREW UP IN EUROPE, WHERE THE HISTORY COMES FROM. )

( STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE. )