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I have an authentic mess on my hands, and I need to go home right now and sort it out.

Everything will work out for the best. I'm clinging to that conviction for dear life.

I love you.

Why did checks just cost me $31.73? I'm annoyed ( Read more... )

Oh my. The ironies abound ( Read more... )

Last night/this morning was pretty much amazing ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving break was hilarious* and fun**.
I absolutely adore Jordan Francis Wood.
Christmas break can happen right now, if it wants.
My hand hurts.

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*painfully ironic, in a not-even-remotely-amusing way
**obnoxious.

I'm denying nothing ( Read more... )

I really love Jessica.

She is so fucking hot. And witty and smart and talented.

And good in bed and stuff.

*le sigh* I don't deserve her.

Meep. That's all.

*EDIT* That was my fairly fabulous wife, who thinks a lot of herself. Though, now that you mention it...

I just found this again. I love intelligent people.

Summa Homosexual:
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children. 3. ( Read more... )

My facebook is faceless.

Who wants to fix that?