Live Journal has returned

[thelostprophet]

Hey, i've decided to write in my live journal again because i have nothign else better to do while i put off doing homework. SO befor ei talk bout my day, i will summarize what has ahppened between my last entry and today... Summer sucked, i dated ur mom, school returned, i ate lots of cocoa puffs, got knifed in the mouf by jimmy, witnessed jesus

Comments

[anonymous]

i woulda given you my pretzel! it made me kinda sick... definate salt and mustard poisoning, but yeah... i definately played with jesus today

meaghan

PRETZELS

[thelostprophet]

i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel i wanna pretzel.............etc.
Syllogism:
Pretzels are salty
Salt is yummy
Prezels are yummy
- aristotle was the man

w00t

[anonymous]

i once ate a packet of salt
it brought my whole world to a halt
then i blew chunks,and saw many monks
that is why u dont eat salt

shiggity shwat?

l337 ch0b0

aHAHA very funny tomass

[anonymous]

HEY!!! u lil facker! i r not need any skin pigment... MRS. YARROW needs it dont bother with me... and kyle lol that salt musta taste good yum yum u fuckin nigger ch0b0!!! Tom this is gay. I wonder, if i was to FLICK ur nose how many times it would go up and down... hmmmmm maybe ill try it some day... ahahah

ch0b0 0wnz0rz all you niggaz

There is also a Tom Desalvo fund... Help tom find his real family becuz it is obveous that he is chinesse and a nigger but ya know his parents arent either sooo help find his parents

AHAHAHA nigga pie

death

[anonymous]

8:30 pm i wake up go down stairs seeing tom and joe watching gay "pron" i take a baseball bat beat there asses down to a bloody pulp then go rape toms mom.......the end