Wow! Stereotypres!
A little test like thing, to see what you are inside
(British? Canadian? American? etc)
[]You drink a lot of tea
[] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You have used the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[] Fish and Chips are yummy...
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[] It's football...not soccer
[] Telling your mate to keep his pecker up does not mean you're randy
Total = 1
Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You call flip flops, thongs not flip flops
[] You love a backyard Barbie
[x] You know a Barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an Australian something (shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3
New Zealand
[] You always wanted to play for the All Blacks
[] Rugby = Life, all other sports don't matter
[] You can do the Haka
[x] You only go to church for weddings and funerals
[] You usually refer to the smallest room in your home as the "toilet" though it may not be the bathroom
[] You know what "kiaora" is
[] You know the importance of the date 6/2/1840 (6 Feb. 1840)
[x] You call everyone by their first name
[] If you're a woman, you certainly wouldn't go to the beach topless.
[x] You believe Americans are grossly obese, nauseatingly sentimental, arrogant sex maniacs.
Total = 3
Italian
[]The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[]Your grandmother makes her own gravy.
[x]You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Mexican
[] You say member instead of remember
[] You speak Spanish or some
[x] You like tacos
[] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned
[] You have ever been hit by a chancla.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are
[] You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
Total= 2
Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[] You get short tempered
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha
[] You get cold easily
[x] Rain is fun for you
[] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[x] Any outfit you wear involves leather
[] Every sentence you say starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
[] You know all the cops by their first names
Total = 4
Irish
[x] You love to drink
[] you have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 4
African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[x] You have nappy hair
[x] You like rap
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[] You can dance
[x] You can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 7
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes
[] You like rice a lot
[] You are good at math
[] You have played the piano
[] You have family from Asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people call you Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons
[] You go to Baulko
[x] You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
Total = 1
German
[x] You like bread
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German
[] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[]You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2"
[] You think of Americans as people with a high technical standard who are generally nice but all somehow crazy.
[x] You expect the military to fight wars, not get involved in politics.
[x]You like your bacon soft (unless it's on a pizza).
Total = 5
Canadian
[x] You LIKE/LOVE/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi
[x] You drink pop, not soda.
[x] You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
Total = 7
American
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[x] Not cultured
[] Hate abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[] You don't know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner
[] Regularly shop at Wal Mart
[] Think only what the media tells you to think
total = 2
Apparentally, im a black Canadian...But that's great <3
(British? Canadian? American? etc)
[]You drink a lot of tea
[] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You have used the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[] Fish and Chips are yummy...
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[] It's football...not soccer
[] Telling your mate to keep his pecker up does not mean you're randy
Total = 1
Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You call flip flops, thongs not flip flops
[] You love a backyard Barbie
[x] You know a Barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an Australian something (shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3
New Zealand
[] You always wanted to play for the All Blacks
[] Rugby = Life, all other sports don't matter
[] You can do the Haka
[x] You only go to church for weddings and funerals
[] You usually refer to the smallest room in your home as the "toilet" though it may not be the bathroom
[] You know what "kiaora" is
[] You know the importance of the date 6/2/1840 (6 Feb. 1840)
[x] You call everyone by their first name
[] If you're a woman, you certainly wouldn't go to the beach topless.
[x] You believe Americans are grossly obese, nauseatingly sentimental, arrogant sex maniacs.
Total = 3
Italian
[]The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[]Your grandmother makes her own gravy.
[x]You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Mexican
[] You say member instead of remember
[] You speak Spanish or some
[x] You like tacos
[] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned
[] You have ever been hit by a chancla.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are
[] You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
Total= 2
Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[] You get short tempered
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha
[] You get cold easily
[x] Rain is fun for you
[] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[x] Any outfit you wear involves leather
[] Every sentence you say starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
[] You know all the cops by their first names
Total = 4
Irish
[x] You love to drink
[] you have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 4
African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[x] You have nappy hair
[x] You like rap
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[] You can dance
[x] You can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 7
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes
[] You like rice a lot
[] You are good at math
[] You have played the piano
[] You have family from Asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people call you Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons
[] You go to Baulko
[x] You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
Total = 1
German
[x] You like bread
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German
[] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[]You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2"
[] You think of Americans as people with a high technical standard who are generally nice but all somehow crazy.
[x] You expect the military to fight wars, not get involved in politics.
[x]You like your bacon soft (unless it's on a pizza).
Total = 5
Canadian
[x] You LIKE/LOVE/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi
[x] You drink pop, not soda.
[x] You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
Total = 7
American
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[x] Not cultured
[] Hate abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[] You don't know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner
[] Regularly shop at Wal Mart
[] Think only what the media tells you to think
total = 2
Apparentally, im a black Canadian...But that's great <3