Lamentations

[thelostseraph]

Please accept my deepest apologies for this morning's . . . incident.  I am told the clerics at the church are more than capable of treating minor burns.  If, however, you require monetary compensation for the loss of clothing, hair, etc., you may submit to me a form with your name and the estimated damages written upon it.  Do note that my salary

Comments

[ranking_prince]

Well, everybody makes mistakes.

So, you don't come from a place like this?

[thelostseraph]

I am unsure of my origins. But cooking seems to be a relatively new experience. I was able to procure strangely consistent results after only a few practice runs, however, with minimal deviation from what may be considered a standard.

((Slight Riviera ref there. >_> ))

[ranking_prince]

... So basically you're good at learning stuff?

[thelostseraph]

. . . Yes. That is an appropriately succint way of putting it. I seem to be capable of learning certain things very easily.