Intermission

[thelostseraph]

M-my chicken has been changed into a cat . . . person.  Thing.  Is this because . . . because I fed it too much?  Perhaps it evolved out of happiness . . . The caviar may have been excessive . . .  As I don't suppose it would still be willing to be my Christmas feast, I must inquire what else is traditionally served on this holiday.

On a less

Comments

[frenchaffair]

A lecture? For me?

[thelostseraph]

Yes.

Kyouya was anything but possessed. And in my response to your mockery of an extremely grave situation, I succeeded only in making a fool of myself.

Learn to watch your tongue. Should you continue to chatter so idly in the future, I would be glad to teach you this lesson myself.

[kittycatpillow]

Well, I should hope I'm not a Christmas feast.

[thelostseraph]

Ah! Lo, it can speak. Now kindly tell me what you have done with my chicken.

[kittycatpillow]

Me? Nothing at all.

[thelostseraph]

Then shall I assume you are my chicken, transformed by my kindly care into the prince of some far-off kingdom of cats?