[Accursed Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[thelostseraph]

I . . .

I can no longer deny it. My greatest desire. My greatest longing. My greatest temptation to sin. But no . . . How can something that feels so right be sinful?

Etna, my love. Come!  Let us procreate like horny rabbits, angel and demon in union!  Together, we shall usher in a new race of gods!

You can join in if you'd like, Red Mage.

Comments

[rainbowbrush]

Whoa! Keep it in your pants, lover boy! There are kids around!

[thelostseraph]

Seeing as how you already seem to be aware of the wondrous cycle of life, I'm sure you do not begrudge me my natural instincts.

[rainbowbrush]

That doesn't mean I want to hear about it! Ewww!

[thelostseraph]

Alright. We'll be quiet.

Just stay in your room and I'll have your grandpa back to you shortly.

[da_beat_is_on]

Y-y-y-y-y-you

P-p-pedo?!

[thelostseraph]

Oh. Hello, Beat.

You're not on the list, I'm afraid. I suppose I could push back Aerith for later, though, if you like. So long as you're not flawed goods. Don't think I haven;t forgotten that m-preg incident.

[da_beat_is_on]

*faints dead away*

[thelostseraph]

Ah. You prefer to be the submissive in this relationship? Very well.

*tops*