but private gun ownership isn't legal where I live, aka, EVERYONE I KNOW IS EVIL

[thelovemafia]

.intro post
(or, as close to one as you're going to get)
more here, and a profile post over here.

You can find out a whole lot about what I'm like from these. :D

These are the books I like to read. (also, Harry Dresden).

I do think you know everything you need to know about the persona behind this journal via the profile, and, well, even

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[tokei]

Anything by Mika always reminds me of that sticky, sweet, pink candy floss sold at funfairs: fun to have and eat, but hell to get out of your system (and your clothes, if you're clumsy enough). XD

Mafia position: I shall join the ranks of those working behind the scenes and be the accountant. And I too will be wondering why the hell your client got caught, because that means calculating your consultation fees HIIEEEE and his prison bail and any necessary cover-up fees and repair bills and BOSS WE'RE IN THE RED AGAIN. D: And I shall do it all with the very same face you see in my icon.

*beams* We were so meant to be - working the same side of a Mafia transaction.

[thelovemafia]

There are no words to describe how much I love, love, love the fact that you want to be a Mafia accountant. I will now shower you with a criminal level of hearts. ♥ ♥ ♥

Ah ~ ♥ Man, but I love Mika's brand of candy floss. I love candy floss! One day I will walk through a funfair playing his songs and candyfloss sticks in either hand. ♥

"Legal advice, check; damages, check; courtroom fees, check; my administrative fees; check... Boss. Boss. You and your underlings really must stop with this getting caught business, it's bankrupting us."

♥.

Re: *beams* We were so meant to be - working the same side of a Mafia transaction.

[tokei]

*showers you back ♥ ♥ ♥ :D* Actually it's more of like how it's only thing I could think of, seeing as that's what I'm studying to be right now. Either that, or an auditor. XD

One day I will walk through a funfair playing his songs and candyfloss sticks in either hand. ♥
And the dazzling pink aura surrounding you will infectinfluence everyone you come into contact with to be just as happy as you are. :D It will be a marvelous sight to see, what with all the national issues going on right now.

"Hiring more men is NOT the answer, Boss. And the police are asking for larger and larger bribes, and the doctor has just sent in his bill for patching up yet another dozen of your people, I have on my desk a very large receipt for the birthday present your men clubbed together to buy for you and I'm on the edge of hunting down the one who told them they could charge it to the family WHY AM I STILL WORKING FOR YOU I DON'T KNOW."

There are many things wrong with your assumption, poor Chris

[half_sleeping]

Chiefly, the one where I am small and cute. I am not at all small, I am 170 and to spare my own feelings generously proportioned, and I occasionally commit incited acts of violence upon people who are unfortunately much smaller than I am. (At this point I decided upon moeface to sooth your disappointment. Also, I am possibly a great deal like Xanxus, I am sure he was immensely charming to everyone who might possibly have a say in his ascent to power.)

I rather think I would be a mistress or a taitai. Prone to lazying about! A parasite upon my keeper! Perfectly capable of slipping poison into someone's drink! (...actually, I think you have hit the nail on the head. XD)

yes, it breaks my heart that I am by all measures, more moe than you

[thelovemafia]

'Short' and 'cute', you remember, are both relative terms. It is no matter, in my head you will be small and cute. I shall associate you with the Xanxus icon.

Why must you be 170 cm tall. This is so unfair. I'm tiny. People sometimes refrain from squishing me too hard because they are afraid I will break. I look six years younger than my actual age (hey, this means that we will look the same age!).

Also, I am possibly a great deal like Xanxus, I am sure he was immensely charming to everyone who might possibly have a say in his ascent to powerThis made me the saddest. :( We are such different people, you and I. I am much closer to the Tsuna end of the scale than your Xanxus end of the scale, but I am quite sure you know this already

Someone has to be.

[half_sleeping]

And that might be your downfall. :D (MOEFACE)

I have been this height since I was eleven. I therefore look roughly the same now as I did seven years ago. XD;; (Rather wider, of course. OTL)

I have found that if you tell enough truths, no one is sure about when you are telling a lie. And vice versa, of course, which is actually much more amusing. XD

Lacewood gets to be a taitai! Why don't I? ;_;

Re: Someone has to be.

[lacewood]

I don't think she made me the taitai? Eve refers to cynic_in_charge on LJ. XD

I would be so epically useless in the mafia I... won't even make good taitai material. Me and crime, we just weren't meant to be!11!!

[lacewood]

I was going to say, I WOULD BE THE GENIUS MASTERMIND, but who am I kidding, I am too lazy to join the Mafia. I also lack any relevant skills and am bad at taking orders! WINNING COMBINATION A+

Eve can be the Mafia Taitai. The Dragon Lady!

[thelovemafia]

And she would say, "You may be the minion."

I DON'T MIND YOU BEING THE GENIUS MASTERMIND, BUT ALL YOUR CRIMINAL SCHEMES WOULD INVOLVE THE RAIDING OF BOOKSTORES AND PUBLISHERS. WE WOULD BE INFORMATION-RICH, BUT CASH-POOR.

However, we could raid the Harry Potter bookstores before release day (and similar releases), and hold the world ransom. For books.

I am not bad at taking orders per se; I am bad at taking stupid orders.

Re: Eve can be the Mafia Taitai. The Dragon Lady!

[lacewood]

But I would be a terrible minion! I would be like Mai, except worse because I am not a ninja and cannot throw knives. XD

Assuming I DID have relevant henchmen skills, I would be one of those lazy minions who ignored the OMINOUS SIGNS of the good guys' approach until it was TOO LATE and got killed ded. XDXDXD

And hey, YOU CAN SELL INFORMATION! But possibly you will not be able to sell fantasy books for much. AHEM.

I have... no respect for authority! This usually does not show on casual acquaintance, but it is the sort of thing I imagine will get me gruesomely killed in the mafia eventually. XD

BUT YOU WOULD BE A CUTE MINION.

[aefallen]

Did I ever tell you that Tenth and I think you are a perfect Yamamoto?

THAT MEANS WE THINK YOU ARE ALSO A NATURAL-BORN ASSASSIN. :D

DON'T WORRY, DEARHEART. I WILL PUT YOU IN A NICE PLACE WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF BOOKS. YOU CAN BE MY INFORMATION RESOURCE.

Do you really have no respect for authority; or do you simply have no respect for the kind of authority you have been surrounded by lately?

[desumethis]

i am stupid and has just discovered this post, lol. ;A;

Also, my position in the mafia: I have a tendency to sleep irregularly, so I'll be the resident alarm clock. Or PA system, or something loud and shrilly, I don't know. WAKE UPPP EVERYBODYYYY THE DON'S ON FIRREEEEEEEEEE

\A/ Better late than... NEVER.

[thelovemafia]

In other words, you will be the resident Squalo.

[agentlerain]

=D

I had a massive flail at all of your KHR icons.

... And you make me regret never getting enough cartoon tv time. I was deprived as a child, no Harvey Birdman, no Simpsons, no Futurama~

No wonder anime was my saviour.

*smiles!*

[thelovemafia]

WHY HELLO THERE ~ ♥

*GRIN!* I'm happy to hear it! Almost all my KHR icons were made by other people, though: all credited, so if you like what you see hop on over to their journals! ;) I used to make icons: ... MILLIONS of years ago. XDDD

I had no Harvey Birdman or Futurama as a child, and the parental unit refused to let us kids watch The Simpsons. ;) SO IN A WAY... WAS MY CHILDHOOD LIKE YOURS? ;) I had the Marvel cartoons like X-Men, and others like the Ninja Turtles, but yeah. ;)

*high-fives!*

Re: *smiles!*

[agentlerain]

The icons are all so *_________*. It makes me wish I had enough $$$ for a paid account. WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED MAKING ICONS? D:

Really, all they did was make me intensely curious. And then I tried the whole 'Simpsons discusses political and social situations, Mum', but my parents never bought it. *sigh*

CARTOONS. GAH. I have a not so secret love for the Ghost Who Walks (The Phantom) and V from V for Vendetta. Masked men make me happy~

*high fives back*

omg hi there! so horribly late but:

[thelovemafia]

XD! Lots of love to the iconmakers ~ ♥

Why I stopped making icons? Lack of time and energy. *grin* I usually take a while to make my icons, and I still do it when there are particular scenes I like to have; but now I just pick icons I like made by other people. Still, though: I can't help but think nothing beats icons you make yourself because they can look exactly how you want them to look.

XDDDDDDD I know what you mean! I wish I'd tried the political discussion argument, but I think my mother would've just blanket-banned it anyway ;)

!!! V is amazing! ♥ But I can't help but feel sad for the creator, who pretty much disowned the movie. ;)