Extrava-fucking-ganja, motherfuckers!

[them_apples]

!it's on, niggaz!

mark and i have opted out of a traditional main-course setting format this year, and are doing a series of appetizers. what these appetizers will be exactly is a secret until the moment of the extravaganja. it will still be a miraculous culinary experience, saints be praised.

my house (in burrillville, so... my dad's house),

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[dinosaur_act]

Awesome. I may show up early. I'll be in Pascoag from 5 to 6 to exchange gifts with my father, step-mother, and step-grandparents, and I don't think I want to drive back to Woonsocket and then back to Burrillville immediately after arriving home. How long do you expect this shindig to last? Jess is working until 10:30 and might show up late, if we'll still be extravaganja-ing.

Oh, and if you don't mind, I need my bass back.

Rock.

[them_apples]

that's cool with me, bra. you can watch me and mark cook.

i'll get your bass to you. by hook or by crook. you decide.

[dinosaur_act]

Should I bring some wine or something? You mentioned there'd be meat. If the menu is red-meat heavy, I'll bring some Woodbridge Merlot. But if you're leaning more towards poultry and fish, I've got this fantastic Sutter Home White Zinfandel I can bring. Your choice, buddy.

[them_apples]

You should bring a bottle of VERY FUNNY brand ASSHOLE wine that is BEER flavored.

and yes, i am currently of the impression that capslock is the height of humor

[dinosaur_act]

You seem a little manic to me, dawg. Maybe you should start smoking again.

SMOKE.

humpty hump

[benbazooka]

ill bizle thiszzle for sizzle, thistle!

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[them_apples]

does that mean you're coming? i can never understand you negroes.