Drunken dating advice for guys that are stupid. (and are hopelessly beneath me)

[themadmachine]

   Do you want to know what's funny?  There's a joke in this somewhere just for you!  It's that I'm 5'3'', bald, scarred, hairy, and just made some stupid big guy that must have been twice my size ENORMOUSLY eff'in' jealous while I was singing karaoke at O'Malley's eariler.

I went with out to the bar to go party with Dez and her mom seeing as

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[pyrokid05]

Nicely Put. Jeremiah is a stumpy little guy, but he's like you.. he knows who he is.. and as always like you the tall iron-pumping jackasses get all jealous.. lol.. i think it's cute and funny...

Way to go Mike...

p.s You're Great!

[dazzling_dez]

Man, that guy was one whiny little bicth. For fuck's sake, be a man! Don't whine like a middle school girl having her first period!

ahh good times at Omally's

[insomniathumper]

Thanx for the advice but I am just as a master of my kick-assery as you are. *Read my postings for Valentines and the day after, take out a paper & writing utensil and learn, madman. Otherwise glad you had a great time with the women at the bar. Keep up the lov'n of the ladies and the madness. Also, I must insist on you calling me up for misc. information on maintaining my entries and other news. *thx my metal-head brother from another mother. -thumps