Solemnly Stacheless: Superheros of the Senate

[wicketsnatcher]

The Heroes
Danny Davis - Peter Parker. Reed Richards. Scott Summers. Bruce Banner. Alliterative and horrendously common names spell Marvel superheros, and that's why Danny Davis leads this roster.
Sheldon Whitehouse - Fighting for the infallible US of A against nazis, terrorists, and terrorist nazis. His suit has at least 30 American flags.

Comments

[redfreadom]

I am pretty sure Saxby is a Episcopalian. Does that count as an evil superpower?

Maybe I am confusing a religion with crazy lizard camouflage powers?