Transform and take a seat over here.

[themagichappens]

<@Megatron> i like how i'm collecting this
<@Megatron> ragtag group of shouta
<@Megatron> who are just like
<@Megatron> ". . . i don't know stranger danger"
<@Megatron> i should make a list
<@Megatron> in my journal

too lazy to make a list. comment here if you're a shouta and have unsafely tagged alongside megatron.

also i guess if you, in the future,

Comments

[broguery]

FIRST

[themagichappens]

SOMETHING YOUR OTHER DADDY COULD NEVER GIVE YOU

[broguery]

You're way cooler than my other two dads.

[themagichappens]

why do you have another dad. wait. what.

[actualizedname]

MY REPLACEMENT MOTHER FIGURE SET US UP ON A DATE.

[themagichappens]

I SEE THAT.

Should I wear the red dress or the black dress? Is that too forward for a first date?

[actualizedname]

Nah, being too forward is not wearing the dress at all. i have to convince them that you're a good robot first.

[imaginemyhorror]

I think I could be of assistance in the unsafely tagging alongside department...

[themagichappens]

gdit you're not a shouta!!

also, you don't really have a choice in the matter anyway. i wasn't asking for your opinion, starscream.

[imaginemyhorror]

You never do...

[hakases]

BUT I AM NOT SHOTA

[themagichappens]

... seriously ...?

[hakases]

[fomicrymeariver]

but you're so fluffy...

[computerjackoff]

Not sure if Jack counts as shouta, but I want this.

[themagichappens]

i love how you tsun at my only safe character and then pick my unsafest one to buddy around with. GOOD LIFE CHOICES, JACK.

[computerjackoff]

GIANT ROBOT. That is the only life choice that Jack needs. Whether it is good or not is irrelevant.

[themagichappens]

jet's a robot too!! sort of!! just don't...point that out to him. . .