Issue Two

[marauderthesn]

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World’s Movie Ushers Mop Copious Amounts of Drool

Since the release of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the movie theatre ushers of the world have been working long hours of overtime, trying to clean the drool from the floors so that the next showings on the film can commence

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[nogah]

Once again, you killed me laughing.

[marauderthesn]

Thanks. :D

[rogueravenclaw]

There hasn’t been anything like this since those hobbit movies.”
*Falls on ground in hysterics*
Very funny!!!
Also liked the part about RAB=Really Annoying Bullshit.
Yes, by the time two years is up, RAB certainly will be RAB, lol.

[fish_are_evil]

Ahahahahahahaha. LOVE.

Though now I'm wondering what the correct plural of fic/s really is.

[gunderpants]

As much as I have the urge to have a good hmph at you, damn I want a lesbian feminist Azkaban.