Fucking free fucking beer if I fucking know you. Or if you fucking know someone I fucking know.

calling all degenerates.
Next Saturday. My house. Kegs. Debauchery. Maybe a stripper.

If anybody gives a shit. No, I did not go to jail. I'm just on probation now.
I just work 70 hours again, if anybody wants to go get shitfaced with me tonight call me.

going to the bar, to celebrate my birth. call me if you would like to as well. 764-8243

Well I spoke with my lawyer yesterday, and outlook - decent ( Read more... )

Don't fight cops, they will mace you, beat the shit out of you with night sticks, then handcuff and shackle you to a chair for 8 hours. fuck.

After working a 75 hour work week I used to just want to explode.
Now I when I get home I'm calm. This house is now a home.

This week was friggin sweet.
Thursday was Cinco de Mayo and muy loco. Adult themed pinata, Margaritas, and even a little public oral sex.
Friday dudes night out! Plastic beer bottles and Mastodon covering Melvins.
Saturday consisted of fixin the house up* and then Mechanical bull and even more booze.

* Jessica you are the best.

and I'm good
and I'll coast

Work 11 hours straight, no breaks or lunch, too busy ( Read more... )