The Force of 1 Million Sa*BA-BOOOOOOOM*...HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! *slaps knee*
What a fucking weekend ey? Got blown off. Was re-united with Wilkinson which provided me with plenty of fucking violence and destruction.
The_Story_So_Far
Ahh man. We met up at the libary and right away I just came down fucking Razor Ramon style and was like "doog doog tsch" and we're just so fucking psyched. I could tell that this was just going to blow every other day away...and literally it kinda did hahahahaha.
Ahh fuck dude, we ended up leaving and then hanging at his house. On the way we ended up seein Sara and Becky and Stevie ray. It was fuckin hillarious, because right before they saw us we were talking about them. And Charlie hates us hahahaha. THE FORCE OF ONE MILLION SARAS! LMFAO! Ahhh dude...
So we went to his house, saw Dave cheppele...this is 100% cambodian. This is the real shit...*clang, clang* ooooh breast milk...you made my daaaaaaaaaay! So we continued our march, and just fucking ahhh man...went to cumberlands. Saw Patrick. Went to go say hi to Alicia but it was like...excuse me...lmfao. Dude it's so great because everyone reading this is going to be like "What the fuck?" but Wayne probably won't even be able to read it cause he's laughing so hard.
I had to take a massive fucking shit, and we fuckin threw animals into moving traffic. Ahh dude there was this squirrel or something that was half dead and I was pickin it up and kicking it and shit, and Wayne's just like "I'm taking this..." and he throws the god damn thing into traffic lmfao! Dude I don't care what anyone says, when we hang out together it's like everything I want to do...we do it...there is no boundry. I fucking love it. And if anyone tries to stop us...excuse me...
Ahhh fuck. We went back...chillin with the Jewbal...I hate that cunt, i really do lmfao! ahh dude. I love that line so much. Yeah so about Liz...I hate that cunt. Oh so about Kea...I hate that cunt. Do you hate that cunt Nick? Yes I do. I really fucking hate that cunt. Wayne Wilkinson hahahaha.
Ahh man, after that...fucking took everything out of his room including his fan and burned it in the fucking cuts. We were just fucking talking...It was like the force of one million sar*BA BOOM* lmfao! We just hit the dirt and are like HOLY FUCK! It sounded like a fucking bomb going off and chunks of burning plastic and shit from the fire went everywhere lmfao!
Today really fucking sucked though. I pretty much got blown off by a hot chic, and depending on her reaction I ripped the only girl that's ever been in love with me's heart out...or at least hurt it. It's sad you know, because just like any 16 year old girl she's completly paranoid and thinks shit up and everything that's bad has to do with her, but they never ever think of the good. They never think of all the advice we've given, or all the times we've been there for them, or all the times we've taken them somewhere or all the times we've loved them or cared for them...right when you say something, even if it has nothing to do with them and even if it does...they forget all about the good shit you've done for them. It fucking sucks. I figured this one would be different, but obviously not. So fuck it...damnit. I need booze. I really do.
IT WAS LIKE THE FORCE OF ONE MILLION SARAS GOING DOWN ON MY BONE!
You may find the material above to be extremely hillarious and destructive. Please proceed at your own risk.
Ahh fuck..great...track list=Alone...:-/
The_Story_So_Far
Ahh man. We met up at the libary and right away I just came down fucking Razor Ramon style and was like "doog doog tsch" and we're just so fucking psyched. I could tell that this was just going to blow every other day away...and literally it kinda did hahahahaha.
Ahh fuck dude, we ended up leaving and then hanging at his house. On the way we ended up seein Sara and Becky and Stevie ray. It was fuckin hillarious, because right before they saw us we were talking about them. And Charlie hates us hahahaha. THE FORCE OF ONE MILLION SARAS! LMFAO! Ahhh dude...
So we went to his house, saw Dave cheppele...this is 100% cambodian. This is the real shit...*clang, clang* ooooh breast milk...you made my daaaaaaaaaay! So we continued our march, and just fucking ahhh man...went to cumberlands. Saw Patrick. Went to go say hi to Alicia but it was like...excuse me...lmfao. Dude it's so great because everyone reading this is going to be like "What the fuck?" but Wayne probably won't even be able to read it cause he's laughing so hard.
I had to take a massive fucking shit, and we fuckin threw animals into moving traffic. Ahh dude there was this squirrel or something that was half dead and I was pickin it up and kicking it and shit, and Wayne's just like "I'm taking this..." and he throws the god damn thing into traffic lmfao! Dude I don't care what anyone says, when we hang out together it's like everything I want to do...we do it...there is no boundry. I fucking love it. And if anyone tries to stop us...excuse me...
Ahhh fuck. We went back...chillin with the Jewbal...I hate that cunt, i really do lmfao! ahh dude. I love that line so much. Yeah so about Liz...I hate that cunt. Oh so about Kea...I hate that cunt. Do you hate that cunt Nick? Yes I do. I really fucking hate that cunt. Wayne Wilkinson hahahaha.
Ahh man, after that...fucking took everything out of his room including his fan and burned it in the fucking cuts. We were just fucking talking...It was like the force of one million sar*BA BOOM* lmfao! We just hit the dirt and are like HOLY FUCK! It sounded like a fucking bomb going off and chunks of burning plastic and shit from the fire went everywhere lmfao!
Today really fucking sucked though. I pretty much got blown off by a hot chic, and depending on her reaction I ripped the only girl that's ever been in love with me's heart out...or at least hurt it. It's sad you know, because just like any 16 year old girl she's completly paranoid and thinks shit up and everything that's bad has to do with her, but they never ever think of the good. They never think of all the advice we've given, or all the times we've been there for them, or all the times we've taken them somewhere or all the times we've loved them or cared for them...right when you say something, even if it has nothing to do with them and even if it does...they forget all about the good shit you've done for them. It fucking sucks. I figured this one would be different, but obviously not. So fuck it...damnit. I need booze. I really do.
IT WAS LIKE THE FORCE OF ONE MILLION SARAS GOING DOWN ON MY BONE!
You may find the material above to be extremely hillarious and destructive. Please proceed at your own risk.
Ahh fuck..great...track list=Alone...:-/