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[themaskednudist]

So I bought this bad ass 20 pound dumbell thingy today at Walmart. I got up at like 4, took a shower, ran to the mall to get my daily walk in, and I tell you, I picked this thing up. And I'm going to do some hardcore lifting so I can be big strong and sexy like a true fucking savage metal warrior!

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[whitleigh]

you got up at 4 in the morning? I couldn't do that.

[themaskednudist]

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Four in the morning? Where did you get that idea!? I figured it was pretty clear it was 4 in the afternoon considering I went to the mall right after I woke up...actually I took a shower right after I woke up, but after that i ran to the mall!

[themaskednudist]

Wait a minute? Who are you anyway? Do you bring gifts for my baby Jesus? We're only accepting three gifts. So please refrain from too much gifts.

[whitleigh]

okay that sounds a hell of a lot better. I know you said you went to the mall..but you said 'after you woke up' and not many people sleep until 4...so I was just curious =Þ