I Still Need Sleep

[themattsparks]

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out

Comments

[anonymous]

So I guess I need to prepare myself for a nerdy tv show quote before every single entry. I like your story about Alaska. Throw in a few polar bears and you will be set.
x/o