Comments | themayor: Just do it.

themayor

Just do it.

Jun 19, 2005 02:30

Ok, so you're at a bar, enjoying a drink and company of friends when suddenly ( Read more... )

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brighteyes_8i8 June 19 2005, 06:42:08 UTC

are you on aim right now?

brighteyes_8i8 June 19 2005, 06:46:50 UTC

and i would piiiiick... my fists, pussy!

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themayor June 22 2005, 00:34:20 UTC

yes, I do prefer Jimmy Stick. So much more crass and mean-sounding. Like calling an unwould coat hanger a "slim jim".

kellie_bellie June 19 2005, 15:11:30 UTC

a broken but sharp glass.

iheartpalmtrees June 19 2005, 15:49:26 UTC

i'd break my empty beer bottle on his/her head.

themayor June 22 2005, 00:32:24 UTC

I am surprised that this was not the first choice, as every bar fight begins with a bottle being smashed, either on a head or on the side of the bar.

randomguy1017 June 19 2005, 16:13:06 UTC

iheartpalmtrees has the most reasonable answer, which is also what i would pick. the bottle is already in your hand you smash it into the face of the first person that gets within your reach, if it breaks the first time you now have a bottle handle and jagged glass to cut someone up with. if it doesn't break keep smahing until it does. anything else would require you actually having to move to get it.

iheartpalmtrees June 19 2005, 20:20:53 UTC

haha you've got it all planned out and detailed.
you done that before?
yeah, my answer is kick ass.