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God Help Me
I'm listening to the first volume of that 'Twilight' series as a book-on-tape.
seriously. I'm really doing that. -
Wankpires and Verevolves
My girlfriend scored four free passes to a pre-release showing of the new "Underworld" movie tomorrow at seven. If a person or couple is/are interested in watching said Werewolf Civil Rights movie (perhaps in celebration of our fancy new president HMM?) please let me know. -
life is sweet
consider my cynicism significantly scaled back as of this morning. -
cinematic gold
oh holy fucking dogshit, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T is showing on AMC right now. I've read about this movie, and tried to find an affordable/easily shipped copy on DVD, but to no avail, and it's every bit as surreal, weird, and beautiful as I'd hoped ( Read more... ) -
there is no God in the office (or elsewhere)
today being the day after New Year's Day, I ran out of work to do around noon today
and yet here I am -
Happy Blank Slate Day [Thanks, Mom!]
a text conversation with my mom (context: I'm house-sitting since my mom is awesome and bought my dad Sugar Bowl tickets in lousyana for Christmas ( Read more... ) -
vanity/profanity
I am not oblivious. Every day I cringe when I remember moments of douchebaggery or vanity that are horrible enough that I should be purged from this planet. That said, when I thought 'Hey, I'll grow a beard!' I knew rough times were ahead the same way that an evangelical parent realizes that when they go 'off the grid' and start home schooling ( Read more... ) -
Merry Christmas, Frankenstein
oh shit yes the internet is back up at my condo. it turns out that the throwback who tried to install it the first time and told me I would need to drill an external line for HSI (and thus get the written permission of the HOA honcho who lives in California) has never heard of a 'signal amplifier,' which, when applied to the rusting, sporadically ( Read more... ) -
thank you, Comedy Central
Between the Wayans brothers and David Zucker, I figure that Comedy Central has set the progress of man back by fifteen years, give or take -
all-nighters for nerds
I picked up my special edition copy of the Dark Knight on Blu-Ray at midnight. It's...glorious...