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[themendelblog]

"neither the plague, nor war, nor small-pox, nor similar diseases, have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism."--Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

Comments

[posaunelove]

Aw shit, Kellogg, I just onanized not more than half an hour ago.

Also, I surprisingly will not be in Ames over the break. Sorry.

You are the pussy. I am looking at April as the time of my visit. Maybe the 13-15th? 3-5th?

[posaunelove]

An hour and a half ago, actually. My bad.

I love all that Mario Paint music stuff. I've emulated the game but am too impatient, tone deaf, and/or incompetent to even mess with it for more than a few minutes.

[ghunter]

You WOULD

[posaunelove]

Would visit the 13th through 15h (these are the dates I am now planning on)? Or would onanize myself?

[bigtrucksrule]

yeah

[nathansacks]

"Kellogg was an especially strong proponent of nuts." -Wikipedia

[mynameisnotevan]

Colonel Sanders? Is that you?